While it's great to get involved and help your kids learn, the homework struggle is so very, very real when you're a parent. As we near the end of the school year, we'd like to take a moment to acknowledge the hilarious parents on Twitter who have given spot-on descriptions of the homework process. And remember, homework-free evenings are almost here.
My 7yo said he loves Friday more than anyone because he has no homework which is a lie because I love Friday more than anyone. NO HOMEWORK!
— Jennifer Lizza (@outsmartedmommy) March 11, 2016
If you suffer from low blood pressure, I have a 2nd grader who needs help with her homework.
— Brenna Jennings (@SuburbanSnaps) April 7, 2016
Dear people who get through nightly homework without dreaming of leaving their entire family,
You impress me a great deal.
— BadParentingMoments (@BPMbadassmama) November 2, 2015
Just helped son with his 6th grade math homework.
Wife tapped out. I'm hoping we get at least a C. The dog is on deck if this goes badly.
— Steve Olivas (@steveolivas) May 3, 2016
My 5yo's homework was to decorate a big, paper 4-leaf clover with things she feels lucky to have.
She drew mac n cheese on all 4 leaves.
— Wendy S. (@maughammom) March 8, 2016
[helping with homework]
Me: Say a word that starts with N
5-year-old: Knife
Me: No
5: Knack
Me: No
5: Knowledge
Me: No
5: STOP LYING
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 17, 2015
Not now son, daddy and mommy
— Manguis (@TlaxBoy05) March 23, 2015
are about to start a huge argument
so we can decide who will help you
do your homework.
It took all my self-control not to shout "F*ck, yeah!" when my 4th grader told me they were done with homework for the year.
— Mommy, for real. (@MommyisForReal) May 7, 2016
Hard to keep up the 'Daddy knows everything' pretence when you score 3 out of 5 on the 4yo's homework.
— Mark, Sonny & Luca (@sonnyandluca) May 14, 2015
6 doing homework: mom, how much is 15-6? 11?
— IAMTHEMILK (@KatiaDBE) March 23, 2016
Me: no.
6: 10? 9? 8?...
Me: what is your system?
6: I usually ask dad.
Something I've learned as a parent is that doing homework sucked when I was a kid, but forcing your own kid do homework sucks so much worse
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) May 3, 2016
Listening to my kids argue about who has the most homework tonight sounds like I need to make a quick trip to the liquor store.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) January 5, 2016
I have a pretty good career in business considering it just took me longer to check my kid's math homework than it took her to do it.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) April 20, 2016
Parenting tip: "I have no homework" in 10 yr old boy speak means "I have a shit ton of homework that I will suddenly remember at bedtime."
— Sara (@smilely_gal) January 13, 2016
Parents: don't give your child the answers to his homework. He needs to learn on his own that you don't know what you're talking about.
— Must Be 18 To Meh (@TheAlexNevil) October 21, 2015
Doing homework with my kids reinforces what they learned in school each day and also that I f*cking hate doing homework.
— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) November 9, 2015
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