On behalf of men everywhere, sorry.
With beauty standards, the gender wage gap, motherhood and everything in between, we already knew it was tough being a woman. Then Jimmy Fallon made #WorstFirstDate his hashtag again this week, and: Er. Mah. Gerd.
Horror stories from women totally dominated the segment, and all your tweets unequivocally prove one thing: Guys stink.
Sometimes that stink is figurative, like when a dude takes you to Bass Pro Shops for a first date. Yeah, Bass Pro Shops is sick. They have everything you need right there: hunting, fishing, camping. You’re set. But for a first date, (spoiler alert) it kind of sucks.
(I know. I was shocked, too, dudes, but it’s true.)
Other times, the stink is literal. When guys go in the bathroom, never return and tell you to call an Uber, it’s probably because he actually stinks.
Anyway, thanks for putting up with us. Enjoy Fallon’s faves this week:
He told me he wanted to take me to one of his favorite places, so I dressed up. It was a Bass Pro shop #WorstFirstDate
— Jess (@Jcrunkk) July 29, 2016
Guys goes to spit out the window of the car, and doesn't realize the window was up then says, Wow these windows are clean. #worstfirstdate
— My Info (@umtthinkimcrazy) July 27, 2016
He went to the bathroom, then texted me "You should call an uber" bc he'd peed his pants & was too embarrassed to come back #WorstFirstDate
— Sarah Fitzpatrick (@sfitzpatrick294) July 27, 2016
Again, is it too late now to say sorry?
"The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon” airs weeknights at 11:35 p.m. ET on NBC.
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