Trump's Vice President

lundi 25 juillet 2016

WOLF
Congratulations, Mr. Trump. I hear you've chosen your vice president.

TRUMP
Yeah, great guy. What was his name again?

WOLF
Governor Mike Pence of Indiana.

TRUMP
That one, yeah. Great guy.

WOLF
It's not a good sign that you can't remember the name of your Vice Presidential choice.

TRUMP
Well, I got a lot on my mind these days.

WOLF
What role would he play if you were elected president?

TRUMP
Not much. Actually, I was considering becoming my own vice president.

WOLF
President and vice president at the same time?

TRUMP
What's he big deal? I expect to have a lot of time on my hands. An I don't like anybody whispering in my ear.

WOLF
Wouldn't you need a Constitutional amendment for a decision like that?

TRUMP
Listen, when I become president I can make any changes in the Constitution I want.

WOLF
I think Congress might have something to say about that.

TRUMP
When I become president I'll be choosing about three Supreme Court judges, right?

WOLF
Probably. Maybe more.

TRUMP
What if those three were me, okay?

WOLF
It would certainly be a precedent.

TRUMP
That's right. I would certainly be president. So I can do anything I like.

WOLF
I said "precedent."

TRUMP
Precedent. President. They're all the same.

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Trump's Vice President

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