Dating is hard enough, what with all that leg-shaving and awkward small talk. It’s even harder for those who are older and who thought they’d never have to live through another terrible first date again.
Luckily, we’ve found some hilarious tweets from middle-aged folks who totally understand your struggles.
U think sneaking around behind ur parents' backs when dating in high school is hard?Try sneaking around behind ur kids' backs in middle-age.
— Goldilocks (@ERGoddessMD) May 26, 2016
The great joy of dating a middle aged man in early middle age is he likes to stay in as much as I am starting to want to.
— Andrea Lambert (@AndreaLamber) July 11, 2016
I'm discovering that dating in middle-age is a lot like high school: often awkward & disappointing.
— Chrisse Allan (@ChrisseAllan) September 11, 2010
Getting ready for a date- first in years - pimples?! Really? At least wrinkles hide them.
— FreeBy40 (@40_n_Free) July 27, 2016
"Dating after 50: the odds are good but the goods are odd!" 😂
— petty wap (@acrotto11) October 13, 2015
-my hospitality professor
Dating after 40 is easy. It's like riding a bike, but the bike is on fire & the ground is on fire, everything is on fire cos you're in hell.
— RagingCynic (@FyNghalon) August 15, 2016
Dating in middle age is Dante's first ring of hell.
— Matt Berg (@Matt_Berg) April 2, 2016
Ahhh the pleasures of middle aged dating! No romantic words this morning, just a text saying 'I passed a stone last night!!' Hahahaha
— Serial Mistress (@NYBabe) May 24, 2016
I think Naomi Judd said it best about getting older - you need less makeup and more underwear. Sigh.
— Donna Bertrand (@DonnaBertrand) April 26, 2014
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